Category Archives: Women

Why Your Primary/Caucus Vote Matters Most of All

Why Your Primary/Caucus Vote Matters Most of All

I’ve been a little tense. The election isn’t helping. Therefore, I jumped at the chance to receive a free spa from a neighbor, their cast off as they trade up. By Super Tuesday, we had it running. I sank into the steam with high hopes for a moment of stress-free soaking. Breathing deeply, I counted the peppertreeContinue Reading

Attention Seeking Mom Breastfeeds in Public. Now What?

Attention Seeking Mom Breastfeeds in Public. Now What?

A woman was photographed nursing her baby at a Bernie Sanders rally. She was hungry, the mother told the press, so she fed her. Total bitch, right? Attention whore. Slut. Liberal. I mean — Who does that? Who feeds their hungry baby at a political rally?   Are we for real, people? This notion that women who breastfeed in publicContinue Reading

The Truth About Breastfeeding With Big Breasts

The Truth About Breastfeeding With Big Breasts

I spent an inordinate amount of time during my pregnancy worried about the size of my breasts. My breasts were huge before I was even pregnant. I could have lost half of my body weight and my breasts would still have been gigantic. Mammoth. Fecund. Cavernously Cleaved. This is not one of those bragging moments disguised asContinue Reading

Dear Boys and Men Who Ogle My Daughter

Dear Boys and Men Who Ogle My Daughter

Dear Boys and Men Who Ogle My Daughter, My teen daughter recently asked me if boys only like her for her looks. This is your fault. You see, my daughter IS beautiful. And you have noticed. And you make damn sure she knows that you notice. Nearly every single time that my teenage daughter goes out inContinue Reading

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